Jennifer Garner Will Send You Girl Scout Cookies If You Can’t Find Any In Your Area

Jennifer Garner is an angel among us. She seems like a genuinely kind, caring person, and that only seems more evident by her latest offer to ship Girl Scout cookies to anyone who can’t find them in their area. After all, she realizes that Thin Mints are a right, not a privilege, and no one should have to live without them.

  1. In most areas, Girl Scout cookies are plentiful. I was in Girl Scouts when I was a kid and during cookie time, we always set up stands outside of grocery stores and other highly trafficked areas to maximize our chances of making bigtime sales. That seems to still be the case today in many parts of the country, but there are some areas where the cookies are scarce, and that’s a horror no one should have to endure.
  2. Jennifer Garner feels your Girl Scout cookie pain. In a video posted to her Instagram page, Jennifer starts out by saying, “Hi, it’s Girl Scout cookie time!” and more beautiful words have never been spoken. Also, more beautiful sights have never been seen than the actress holding arms full of cookie boxes of all varieties as more and more are added on.
  3. If you make your case, you might get lucky. Jennifer Garner is here to support both Girl Scouts and all of us with our cookie needs by offering to send out supplies as long as she can get her hands on them. To get some, all you have to do is email her (or more likely her very tired and soon-to-be overwhelmed personal assistant) at [email protected] and plead your case. If they’ve got some spares lying around and you seem genuine, you might just get some cookies at your door in a few days.
  4. You’ll need to add some extra flair. Given that there are guaranteed to be an insane amount of responses to Jennifer Garner’s kind offer, if you want some Girl Scout cookies, you’ll have to make sure your story is extra good. As she added to her post, “A good story has been know to shake a couple of boxes off the Thin Mint tree.” In other words, get your creative juices flowing.

 

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