Your Badass Single Girlfriends Will LOVE These Sassy AF Gifts

Have you told your best girlfriends how much you appreciate them lately? No?? Then stop being self-involved and do something nice for them. They’ll love these cards and candles. (For example, the ones about ex boyfriends are hilarious if you have a bestie who just got dumped.)

And get yourself some of our badboy repellent while you’re at it. You know you need it — God help us, we all do.

To buy the “Queen” card, tap the image or go here.

To buy the “poop” card, tap the image or go here. (You know you’ve done it.)

To buy the  “I Promise Never To Tell You” card, tap the image or go here.

To buy the After Sex candle, tap the image or go here.

To buy the “Work Would Be So Unf*ckingbearable” card, tap the image or go here.

To buy the “Exhale The Bullshit” candle, tap the image or go here.

To buy the “You Know Why You’re Single?” card, tap the image or go here.

To buy the F*ckboy Repellant, tap the image or go here. (We’re working on a 10-gallon size of this.)

To buy the Boss Babe candle, tap the image or go here. Who needs a man when you’re going to be rich AF on your own?

To buy the “Grown Ass Man” card, tap the image or go here.

To buy the “You’ll Always Be My First Husband” card, tap the image or go here. (Guaranteed to create an “aaaaaw, i love you” moment.)

To buy the “Marriage Is Bullshit” card, tap the image or go here.

To buy the “Operation Move The F*ck On” card, tap the image or go here.

To buy the “You’re Basically Just An Asshole” card, tap the image or go here.

To buy the “Bitches Who Brunch” candle, tap the image or go here.