Everyday Thoughts Of A Woman Who Works Her Ass Off

Everyday Thoughts Of A Woman Who Works Her Ass Off

Women don’t have it easy. Even if we don’t have anyone but ourselves to feed, life is still just so hard. If you’ve worked a 9-5 before, you know the drudgery of day-to-day commuting, high heels, pointless meetings, meaningless work, and getting home too tired to do anything else other than binge watch Netflix. It’s sad, but this is a day in the life of the working woman. Here are 29 thoughts that all of us that are out there killing it in life will have had at some point (probably every day).

  1. “I hope my outfit matches.”It’s too dark to tell because I have to wake up at this ungodly hour.
  2. “I hate these shoes.”But I also love how I look in them. Oh, the dilemma.
  3. “Coffee. Now.”Extra sugar.
  4. “God-damn-it I missed the train.” Why, world, why?
  5. “There’s a creep staring at me.”Ew, go away.
  6. “I wonder what I should get for lunch?”
  7. “Oh damn, am I late?”Nope, my coworkers are just douchebags and like to come in early.
  8. “I hope I run into Jason at the water cooler.”And I hope he’s wearing those pants I like.
  9. “Damn, I don’t match.”Time to start picking out my clothes the night before.
  10. “This meeting is a complete waste of time.”My cue to zone out.
  11. “Maybe I’ll get a burrito for lunch.”
  12. “If I’m going to survive till the end of today, I’m going to need another cup of coffee.”
  13. “There’s Jason getting up from his desk.”Time to make my move.
  14. “I really hate this job.”I think my job hates me back.
  15. “I really hate my clients.”Not sure how they feel about me.
  16. “Burrito time!”See you suckas later.
  17. “Probably shouldn’t have gotten that burrito.”
  18. “Work work work. Blah blah blah.”I’m a modern day slave for The Man.
  19. “Is it time to leave yet?”
  20. “My boss sucks.”
  21. “I need a new job.”
  22.  “Screw this, I’m leaving.”
  23. “My feet are killing me, but I somehow have energy. Haaaaal-le-lu-jahhhhh!
  24.  “I’m totally trying that new recipe tonight but I hope I have time for the gym.”
  25.  “Damn, why are there always creeps on this train?”
  26. “I’m hoooooommmmmmeeeeeee!” *Throws shoes at the wall.*
  27. “I deserve Chinese and Netflix.” The gym and that recipe can go to Hell.
  28. “Maybe I’ll cook and go to the gym tomorrow?”
  29. “Hah! Who am I kidding?”
Chelsey is a freelance writer in NYC. She's pretty normal by today's standards, or at least that's what her mother tells her.
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